Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Squirting and Pissing

Wet pussies alone are wonderful, but since the late 1990s porn has done a fair job of exaggerating an already exciting fetish.  I'm talking about "squirting", or more accurately, "female ejaculation".  When a girl has an orgasm, she might squirt clear or semi-white fluid from her pussy in sometimes copious amounts.  It's rare in real life, but it's out there.  I think it's very hot.

When something scarce becomes popular, it's almost always met with imitation.  It's been confirmed that some squirting porn is actually artificial; the girl holds water or saline in her pussy with her PC muscles and then squirts it out during the portrayed orgasm.  This doesn't really matter to me though, so long as it appears convincing enough.  It wouldn't even be so bad to have a girl squirt water out her pussy in real life!  It'd probably be even cooler if she squirted out goo/lube or something along those lines.


So why did I mention pissing?

There's a fetish for everything, meaning there is such a thing as erotic urination.  It's more popular than many people realize, but its also a huge taboo so its enjoyment and even discussion is kept very underground.  Like many other fetishes, I don't get the taboo that surrounds it.

Peeing isn't one of my biggest fetishes, but it is one none the less; I have to be in the right mood for it.  I kinda like watching videos of girls wetting their pants/panties in despiration, and I've always wanted to feel what it's like to have a girl pee on me.  Pee isn't great tasting and I generally don't desire to have it in my mouth, though when clearer it can actually be kind of pleasant.

That aside, squirting actually has a fairly close relationship to pissing, which I will elaborate on a little later.


Here's what I don't get about the taboo and disgust around erotic pissing:

First of all, piss from a healthy person is usually rather clean and low in bacteria.  I completely understand the objection to shit/scat sex, as it is both unsanitary and very smelly.  But pissing is usually neither of those things.  People view piss as a waste product, which is an oversimplification of what is actually a process to maintain the human body's balance of pH, salinity, vitamins, and water content.  The main function of urine is to remove excess, which is different than the rest of the digestive tract which is there to get rid of things that should no longer be in the body like digested food and pathogens.  You need to pee when your body has enough of some chemicals and decides it has better things to do than let the excess pile up and take up space.  Generally, it doesn't contain bacteria, virii, or solid digested food.  It is mostly consumed water that has been filtered through the body.  Piss has a smell, but when the piss is fresh, it shouldn't be too unpleasant unless the person pissing ate something like asparagus(yuck).  Usually the only thing that should smell in urine is the low level of ammonia.  After drinking a somewhat large amount of water, the urine should hardly smell at all and will perhaps lose almost all its yellow tint.  The yellow tint is caused by the leftover bilibilins in the bloodstream that were converted to urobilins and placed into the urine.  Usually the amount of urobilins in the urine is moderate and is easily diluted by extra water and urinating more often.

In fact, because urine usually contains levels of ammonia and since the urine system is rather closed off, its actually rather antiseptic.  Urine may pick up some bacteria after passing through the urethra, but the bacteria is usually rather harmless and in small amounts.  If cum is clean enough to be a part of sexual activity, certainly urine from a healthy person is no less clean.  Likewise, its usually rather nontoxic(assuming a healthy person hasn't consumed something poisonous).

So what does squirting have to do with pissing?

There's still quite a bit of mystery surrounding female ejaculation, just as there is for the mythical G-spot. But I believe there's enough evidence that a certain amount of women can ejaculate.

One of the things I find interesting about the differing views between squirting and pissing is that the usual reason for such fetishes is that the female is getting wet from her bodily fluids as a sexual response.  The end product really isn't all that different.  True, men can also piss, but men can also squirt too!  Both squirting and pissing can be unisex, and more so pissing.

If your'e still against erotic pissing because it is a waste product, then you may be shocked to learn that female ejaculate is likely to be mostly urine!

The biggest problem behind understanding squirting is the storage of the liquid.  We have bladders for pissing, men have enough area for cum to build up, but with the amount of liquid squirted out in your average squirt porn, where is all that liquid stored?

The current best answer for that question is that female ejaculate is rapidly converted from urine in the bladder.  Tests have shown that female ejaculate contains many of the same things that piss does that could only have come from piss in the bladder, but it is missing the color and smell of urine and can sometimes be a little thicker.  It also contains higher levels of PSA antigens than female urine does.  So female ejaculate isn't exactly urine, but it is closely derived from urine.  This means that if you have a girlfriend who squirts and you get off on her squirting on you, she's pretty much pissing on you!  And if you have a fetish for squirting, you're not all that far off from having a piss fetish!  The difference between piss and female ejaculate is almost entirely aesthetic.

EDIT: At the time I wrote this, I didn't bother to cite my sources.  Until I can find them, you'd be best off doing your own research.  Don't take my word for it!

Problems with squirting?

There are some feminine problems when it comes to squirting.  Due to the slight taboo and lack of publication, many women may mistake their own squirting for urinary incontinence.  However, this isn't a problem with erotic squirting itself but with poor sexual education.

To a degree, there is some feminist rejection of squiring when it comes to both existence and fetishization.  I have never fully understood this though because unlike facials and bukkake, I just haven't heard any reasons why I should be against squirting.  It's an act being done by the female, and not the males to the females.  I don't see anything degrading about it.

But I have come up with my own reasoning as to why squirting might be construed as a bad thing.  Like with big tits, blonde hair, and thick lips, squirting may be treated as a correction rather than something genuinely pleasurable.  Squirting is a statistical rarity, and if it is perceived that men prefer women who can squirt, then women may feel like they are inadequate and feel as if they should need to alter their sexuality and learn to squirt, even though they are otherwise sexually normal.  I completely understand why that could be a problem.  However, that is not a problem with squirting alone, and it is a problem related to many paraphilias.  In that sense, there is nothing inherently wrong with squirting.


Problems with pissing?

There are none.  At least I don't think there are any.  Both men and women can piss on each other.  Sexual pissing alone is not inherently negative, though it could be potentially used in a degrading manner.  Most of the negativity surrounding sexual pissing has to do with it being a dirty waste product, which isn't entirely true.


Holy crap, how can I make my girlfriend squirt!?!

Please remember to only try different kinds of sex when everyone involved is consenting and willing.  Also don't put any undue pressure on your girlfriend to make her squirt, and don't be disappointed if she can't, for most women don't squirt(or at least they don't know how).  After all, you wouldn't want your girl getting upset because you didn't squirt when you ejaculate from your cock, right?  Most guys actually can't do that, even though its common in porn.

Here is a great instructional video that will tell you how to try giving your girlfriend a squirting orgasm.

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