The nothing's off-limits(within rules and ethics) blog all about sex and fetishes. I want to promote serious and honest discussion of sex and various sexual fetishes.

While I really enjoy many kinds of sex, I am an otherwise normal guy. I see nothing wrong with any kind of consenting sex between adults, and I see women as equal to men and have respect for them as such; though that doesn't necessarily mean that I think all kinds of fetishism and objectification of women are bad! The way I see it, as long as people can keep their sex private, I'm a-okay.

This blog is a little different than others. I like to talk about sex, porn, fetishes, etc., but I also like to post editorials about some serious topics and reviews. I also have a sense of humor, so expect me to poke fun at the stupid nonsense I come across!

If you don't have an open mind, then this place isn't for you. On the other hand, if you have an open mind and a sense of humor, please check out some of my entries! This place should be both entertaining(heh) and educational.


Friday, October 5, 2012

My Favorite Porn Sites

So I'm back!  I thought I'd likely never have anything new to add to this blog again, but here I am. 

The landscape of internet porn has changed drastically in the past 5 or so years.  Porn wasn't exactly difficult to find on the internet years ago, but the good stuff wasn't quite as drowned out by all the background noise of the pocketa-pocketa *tube sites that dominate the net of today.  Years ago, there was a site known as Stile Project, which in my opinion was one of the best porn sites ever.  Stile would post some of the most perverted full-length porn videos; better than most any other site I could find at the time.  This was about 10 years ago, by the way.  Let's just say that I was at a stage in adolescence when even just a side-boob picture could send me off the edge; Stile Project sent me into a whole other universe, and did for about 7 years until he sold off the site.

The sale of Stile Project marked for me the beginning of a growing problem with Internet Porn; this may sound ridiculous in the context, but the world of porn became incredibly impersonal.

Once Stile Project was sold, the new owner removed all the original content and turned it into a generic porn tube site, which could have made monetary sense since that was becoming the new popular format.  But that's just it.  Stile Project was personal and had someone behind it who added what he enjoyed.  Today's free porn sites are all run by anonymous people posting low-quality short clips that are boring in comparison to the free stuff you could find on the net back in 2006.  So now when there is anything of value, it gets buried amongst thousands of mediocre and mislabeled videos.  It's a shame, really.  I'm not paying for the good stuff!  Hand it over to me for free!

Since the death of internet v1.0 style sites such as Stile Project, I've had to make due.  Now that I've rambled enough, I'll begin listing off my favorite sites, beginning with my most favorites.


Tube Galore

Wait a sec, didn't I just bad-mouth porn tube sites?  Well the name is a bit misleading.  It leads to content that is almost always on some tube site, but Tube Galore is simply a place where porn videos are relayed but not hosted.  What makes this site my favorite(or at least the one I go to the most) is because it is so well categorized; much better than most other sites I've been to.  I'm quite particular with my fetishes, so right from the first page, I can click on the category that says "bukkake" and now I've got a ton of videos lined up with just what I want.  You can also search by straight, gay, or shemale.

Motherless

It's true, she certainly isn't looking.

What's great about Motherless is the amount of amateur porn on there.  Honestly, I'd often rather watch real people fucking than some nasty ass porn stars caked in makeup(with fake boobies, no doubt) fucking some raunchy ass guy.  Granted, I'd never film porn including myself or my girlfriend, but I can certainly get off to other people foolishly doing so. 

The problem with Motherless is that it has poor categorization.  You can only look at stuff based on most views, most comments, etc.  Sure, you can search, but it's not the same.  I like being able to easily look up my niches.  What sort of makes up for that is how they also host images.

ImageFap

ImageFap is adult picture hosting, but it's well-geared towards the casual wanker as it has a decent categorization scheme.  Again, a lot of amateur stuff here, but you can find some decent pics. 

Rule34
Okay, this is a niche thing this time.  I admit it.  I think cartoon women are hot.
Rule #34 of the internet is: If it exists, there is porn of it.

And this site proves that point quite well.

See, while some might view this site as a joke, this has provided me with some great whacking material for years.  Put simply, cartoon women can do things that real women can't.  So if Jessica Rabbit gave you a stiffie, you might want to check this site out.  Just beware of the overwhelming amount of shitty art, but within the shit are gold nuggets!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Pussy pumping is awesome



I first saw a pumped pussy when I was 14 years old(yup, already into porn).  I saw a video where two guys were fucking a girl, and then they put a pump over her pussy and pumped out the air to make her pussy engorged and bigger.  This actually turned me off at the time, but as you get older, you often get more perverted, so here I am now.

Recently, I looked back into the idea of pumping a pussy.  Back when I first witnessed a woman having her pussy pumped, it was more of a niche thing and rare to see.  In the past 5 years, I've noticed an increase in popularity for pussy pumping.  It's still not as common as it could be, but it's not all that unusual to come across a pussy pumping video on your average porn tube site.

I have to admit, I have begun to think that it's pretty awesome.  Not only do I get turned on by the idea of a woman doing something to her pussy to enhance her pleasure, but I get aroused by seeing a pumped pussy.  There are some pictures of pumped pussies that are weird looking, but there are quite a few that are fine as hell.



What is pussy pumping?

Seeing as anyone reading this blog probably knows enough about sex that they could either know or guess what it is, the term "pussy pumping" is self-explanatory.  But it won't take me long to explain it.

Pussy pumping is achieved through the use of a handheld vacuum pump connected to a plastic cup(of varying sizes) to increase bloodflow with the intent of engorging a pussy or the clit.  The result is a swollen pussy.  This reportedly creates more sensitivity to the pussy and may also increase tightness for the man.  Pussy pumping is also often done to satisfy fetishes, and if you like seeing a pumped pussy.

So if you are a woman and you lack sensitivity or want to enhance your sex, pussy pumping may be worth a try.  It's certainly fun for couples too!

How do I use it?

You are going to need lube to create enough suction.  If you have a pussy pump, spread some lube around the edges.  Then carefully place the cup around the pussy.  Pump away, but only if it doesn't hurt(it really shouldn't hurt at normal pressure).  Once it starts to hurt, you should stop.  Leave the cup on from anywhere between 2 to 15 minutes(more than that is overkill and probably not good for you).  Remove the cup and fuck away!

Is there a danger in using one?

There's a danger in anything, but I have pretty much concluded that pussy pumping carries relatively low risk when used properly.  There are currently no FDA approved pussy pumps, but there is one FDA approved clit pump called The Eros. 

The truth is that the skin and tissue in our genitals is vaso-congestive, meaning they are meant to be elastic and swell from increased blood flow to some degree.  While pussies don't swell as much as dicks do, they usually swell to a small degree during sexual activity.  A pussy can be pumped to a large degree without any damage.  Pussy pumps also don't cause wrinkles(as far as I know), as some have claimed.


But pussy pumping can carry risks with improper operation.  A pussy can be over-pumped to the point where small blood vessels break, creating visible dark redness in over-stressed areas of the skin.  DO NOT DO THIS!  By avoiding pain when pumping your pussy, you will likely be able to avoid this.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Virgin sex sucks

I feel like complaining about something today.

At the age I'm at, I probably won't have to deal with virgin sex again.  It may come as a shock to some of you that I think virgin sex is probably the most overrated sex there is.

Time and time again, I've heard guys talk about how great it would be to fuck a virgin, and I guess that goes to show that none of them have fucked one.  Anyone who no longer has their virginity should know that the first time... kinda sucks.

Why does the first time suck?

It's virgin sex because either party involved in intercourse has never done it before.  This is in no ways a good thing!  Virgin sex sucks because there's no experience involved.  The virgin doesn't know what the hell he/she is doing.  Sex sucks when someone doesn't know what they are doing.  But it goes beyond this.

Talking strictly about heterosexual sex, the guy almost always has a difficult time getting his dick to stay up.  The pressure to perform is insane, and I have experienced this.  I, a guy who can currently last hours and cum multiple times, couldn't keep it up during his first time.  It was insanely scary.  I'd seen plenty of porn by the time I was 16(when I tossed out my virginity), but I just wasn't prepared.  Physically connecting yourself into another human being is a very strange thing.  To top it all off, I had to wear a condom; this is a very bad idea which I will go into further detail about a little later.

The girl is nervous because she expects that it is going to hurt, which is a myth that won't die.  Granted, it is possible for it to hurt the first time if the male is well-endowed, but the hymen has very few nerve endings and while it might bleed, a girl with an ordinary hymen shouldn't be worried about it hurting because it usually doesn't.  The only other common reason that it might hurt is because the girl has vaginismus, where the muscles in the vaginal area constrict due to fear of penetration.  This disorder is almost completely psychosomatic(or idiopathic), and is essentially a feedback loop.  Under an ordinary circumstance, a female should not [need to] feel such pain upon first penetration.

Things that virgin couples do to screw up their good time:

This is a point at which I will share my own personal tips with virgin readers.

There are a lot of things that virgin couples end up doing that makes first-time sex more difficult.  First off, for the love of god, try to avoid using condoms(THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HOW THE READER INTERPRETS THIS BLOG).  I know that this may seem counter-intuitive, but here is why.

Condoms are awful.  Even the best ones don't compare to the real connection of flesh on flesh.  Instead of going with condoms, invest some money in an STD screening and birth control for the lady.  When I first had sex, I went through nearly every condom in the box because I couldn't get my dick to stay up!  It was already bad enough that I was having performance anxiety, but the condoms were also squeezing my dick!  I wish I could have instead taken the time and money and used it towards having some good sex.

If you have no choice but to use a condom, please read my condom review to find out about what I think is the best condom.

Also: LUBE, LUBE, LUBE!  Lube is very important.  If the guy is having performance anxiety, chances are the girl is too.  A nervous girl generally won't be as wet as she needs to be.  Don't be a cheapskate!  Buy the good stuff.  Don't waste your time cheap water-based lubes like KY Jelly.  A lot of people recommend it because they've heard other people recommend it, but trust me, it's awful.  Maybe it was great in the 1970s, but far better lubes have since arrived on the scene.  For a water-based lube, Astroglide is my #1 favorite.  It's very slick and natural-feeling, and it lasts a bit longer than other water-based lubes.  Silicone lube is the best IMO, but it's more expensive and more difficult to find.  But I have recently discovered that Astroglide has now started selling their brand of silicone lube in grocery stores.  It's fantastic!

Be honest with each other too.  I made the mistake of telling my then girlfriend that I wasn't a pervert, didn't jack off, etc.  Just be honest with each other!  Everyone likes a few weird things and it's normal.

Well, that's my rant on virginity.  It sucks, and you should be glad that it's gone.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Lube Reviews

 
I promised I'd do reviews of lube a while ago, so now I have finally followed through.

To be honest, there's very little difference between most lubes.  They are mostly made of the same ingredients, but with subtle differences in mixture which you need to take into account of depending on what you are planning to do with it.

Keep in mind that this is based in the only kinds of lube I have used so far.  So here it goes.

ID Glide

Not bad.  While it's nothing special, it's about the most generic water-based lube you can get.  It's hard to go wrong with ID Glide.  I've found it to be a little too goopy for my taste, though, and it can dry quick.  Though nowadays, lube companies offer different formulations of their lubes, so I'm pretty sure ID Glide has a more liquidy version that I haven't tried yet.  If it's your first time using lube, ID Glide isn't a bad way to go.


WET

Not bad stuff.  It's kinda like ID Glide, but the original version is a little more slick IMO.  Though not too noticeable.  This is the lube I used to use when jacking off as a teenager because it was cheap and not bad.  The problem with this one though, like ID glide, is the residue it leaves is sticky.  It requires washing.


Kroger Personal Lubricant

Complete crap.  Don't ever use this garbage.  I'm sure there are some medical uses that it suits quite well, but it doesn't work well for sex or masturbation.  It's thick as hell!  So thick that it gets so sticky quick.  Apparently you can mix it with water or use a spray bottle to re-wet it, but why the hell would you want to do that?  I want a lube that I can just take right out of the bottle and it goes to work.  Don't be fooled by the low price!  Spend your money on real lube!

KY Jelly

I've never understood why this is the default recommendation for everyone on the internet.  It's just a small step above the Kroger lube.  This stuff might have been great in the 1970s, but there are better lubes out there now!  It's not even cheaper than the Kroger brand lube, so you might as well spend that money on the good stuff.  I've always regretted cheaping out when purchasing lube.  KY has other formulations of lube now, but I haven't tried them yet just out of sheer skepticism(and because I have little money).

Warming Lubes(not just KY)

Almost every brand of lube has a "warming" version.  Supposedly warming lubricants are meant to give you a warm sensation.  This sounds great right?  Well, I wouldn't just because I've never understood the need for extra warmth.  But I've still been curious about warming lubricants.  I'll admit it now; I believe they are a rip-off.

Like my review on Durex warming condoms, my little experience with warming lubes has been a complete disaster.  It's just not the kind of warming you would want.  If anything, it's like using Vodka as lubricant.  Better yet, it's like using Icy Hot gel.  Pardon me, but fuck that!  It's true.  It's really not worth your money and time.  You'd get better results just sticking your normal lube in the microwave for a few seconds.  If you decide to try it, prepared for the possibility of this burning/stinging your penis/vulva.  There are many people who claim these lubes are great, but apparently I'm not the only one with bad experiences.  Warming lubes often smell funny as well.

Astroglide

I consider Astroglide to be water-based lube done right.  Rather than a gel, it's much more on the side of a liquid or mucilage.  It has a very biological feel to it, and it's very very slick!  This has been my favorite lube for a long time now.  It's great for masturbation, and good for sex if you don't feel like using cum as lube.  The problems with Astroglide are the same problems present in other water-based lubes, but they are much less a hassle.  Astroglide does dry up, but it takes a bit longer to dry out and a small amount of water/saliva brings it right back!  It also leaves behind stickiness afterward, but it's not that hard to clean.  It doesn't taste particularly good, but it's not offensive in any way.  And it has virtually no smell.

It used to be a hassle to find Astroglide.  I remember years ago the only place I'd see it was in sex shops, and no grocery stores that I knew of carried it.  Now I see it at every grocery store and drug store!  And it's not that expensive.  The small bottle goes an extremely long way, and it's usually about $8.

Astroglide X

This one is a newcomer to the general market, and it's actually a silicone lubricant!  No longer will you have to trail into seedy sex shops to buy silicone based lube!  I found this stuff at the grocery store recently so I bought myself a small bottle.  While it wasn't quite what I expected, it's a very good lube that's worth checking out!  I really didn't think I'd see the day that silicone lube would be offered at the grocery store for a reasonable price.

So again, this is silicone-based lube.  This lube in particular contains dimethicone and cyclomethicone.  There are two awesome advantages to silicone lube.  The first is that it goes an extremely long time without drying up.  It's not absorbed by the skin, and it doesn't evaporate fast like water does, so you probably won't ever need to reapply like you'd have to with other lubricants.  The second advantage that I have found, by accident, is that it is very easy to clean up.  All you have to really do is rub your hands/genitals with a dry towel and it's as if that stuff was never there.  It doesn't smell and it never gets sticky.  

You might be wondering what this lube is like.  Well it's actually more like an oil than your usual water-based lubricant.  It feels much like a very sleek but inert oil, and since it is a poor conductor of heat, the first thing you will notice is that your dick/pussy will feel warmer than with the usual water-based lube(with which heat evaporates away with it).  While it is thinner than most lubricants, it's definitely not the same thing as using olive/grapeseed oil.  Those are absorbed by your skin and really aren't the best lubricants out there.  Silicone is far superior to using any old oil.

As far as I can tell, while it is not "edible" in the sense of digestion, but I think it is inert enough that it can be consumed and will pass safely through the digestive system.  While you shouldn't take my word for it, it seems like silicone-based lubricants are safe and not toxic.

Apparently the silicones in this lube aren't water soluble per se, but from my experience, it does not "repel" water in the same way that common vegetable oils do.  So it shouldn't prove too messy when coming in contact with water-based liquids such as bodily fluids.

I'm still trying to decide whether or not I like the silicone version of Astroglide better than the original version.  It's very different, but I could get used to it.  It's really worth giving a try.  It may just be your thing!  However it costs about $3 more than original Astroglide.

UPDATE: I have pretty much concluded that Astroglide X silicone lube is my new all-time favorite.  Since your skin doesn't absorb it, it's like nothing ever happened.  Your penis is left feeling fresh and new, unlike with water-based lubes where your dick feels kind of sticky even after you have washed it.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Cum Science part 1

I know I missed out on another great alliteration, but I like the word cum.

This is a series I'm starting up dedicated to the science of semen.  I have a fetish for certain bodily fluids, especially cum(and no, I am not gay).  So I have taken up an interest in discovering how we can do more with it.

So to start off, I'll talk about what I've discovered so far.


Storing Cum

It's actually somewhat difficult to store cum; the reason being that it is not very shelf-stable and it is biologically made to decoagulate, leaving us with a thin translucent fluid that smells rank.  This decoagulation process does not take long.  After about an hour or so, cum is of very little good.  Most people who enjoy cum agree that only fresh cum will do.

In case you, the reader, haven't thought about storing cum, there are a few reasons why people might do it.  Having cum stored in a container may allow a male to get sexual pleasure from cum without having to deal with the refractory period.  The refractory period can be avoided through careful edging, but sometimes people don't have the time or desire to learn how to edge.  Storing cum also gives you the ability to play with copious amounts of cum at the same time.

The storage method most often used now is freezing.  It seems to be the only practical method of storing cum long term where you still get a good result.  But there are problems with this method.  Unless you live alone, it might be impossible to store cum in a freezer.  The other problems are that the cum must be frozen within minutes of ejaculation, and it must also be properly thawed(which can take more time if lots of cum is stored).

I wanted to look into a way to making cum shelf-stable; to be able to store it at room temperature without it congealing or rank.  From research, I discovered that prostate-specific antigen(PSA) is what causes cum to liquefy, so that the sperm can swim freely.  This is great if you want to make babies, but if you want to store cum without freezing it, it is kind of a problem.  Unfortunately, I still haven't found a way to inhibit the PSA.  I have even tried pasteurizing cum at 130-140 F and it doesn't make a significant difference.  Apparently there is a serpin called Human Serpin A5, which is a protein C inhibitor, which can inhibit PSA.  But I can find no other data on how this serpin is derived, or where and if it can be purchased.  That does not seem like a practical solution.

As far as preventing cum from degrading, I hypothesized that a germicidal bulb would be an easy way to kill sperm and bacteria.  At the time I wanted to perform an experiment, I did not have a lot of money so I could not afford a proper UV sterilization bulb, so I had to settle for a UV sterilization wand.  I do not believe the wand was effective enough.  It may have been effective at making microbes unable to reproduce, but when I viewed exposed cum under a microscope, it did not seem to immediately kill the organisms.  At some point, when I have the opportunity, I want to try a proper UV sterilization on cum.  But until then, I think I will focus more on making cum stay "fresh".

A while ago, I read a blog someone wrote on storing cum in small vials.  The claim was that if the cum wasn't exposed to air, it could be stored in the vials for over a week.  I haven't tried this yet, but this would seem to contradict the theory that PSA is the main cause of cum liquefication.  Perhaps isolating cum from air protects it from organisms that would change its consistency?


The Smell

When I'm really in the mood, the smell and taste actually don't bother me.  But in general, the smell isn't all that pleasant.  It generally has an essence of bleach.  Now I have read that there are compounds in cum that cause the smell, but I think I may have figured out a simple way to make stored cum smell more pleasant.

I discovered this accidentally, but I still need to do more tests.  I wanted to see if an edible acid, particularly citric acid, would inhibit or destroy PSA so the cum wouldn't liquefy.  I hand-added some citric acid granules, a small fraction of a teaspoon, into a sterile cup with cum.  While I did not succeed in that department, I noticed something unusual about the cum; the bleach-like scent was completely gone!  I gave it several whiffs, but nothing!  I gave the cum a small taste, and it tasted just fine too.  The citric acid, in the amount I added, had no negative effect on the taste and consistency, but it solved the smell!

I hypothesize that this is because whatever causes the smell is basic, or high on the pH scale.  Perhaps the citric acid is able to neutralize the compounds that cause the smell so they no longer have an odor.

If you want to experiment with citric acid, it can actually be purchased at some grocery stores under the name "sour salt".

This theory of mine actually adds a little credibility to the idea that eating foods full of citric acid, such as pineapple, can make cum more palatable.  I still don't know of any evidence that consumed citric acid makes it into cum, but at least it's more plausible at this point.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Big Beautiful Tits

Yes, I know I could have been alliterative in the title, but I like the word "tits" a little better than "boobs".

I love tits.  Ass is great, but tits are just awesome in all sorts of ways.  A nice plump ass is nice, but tits are great in so many ways.

What's interesting is that, in my experience, guys are very specific about the kind of tits they like.  If something's a little off, or if they aren't completely circular, they then claim that said tits are "nasty".  Just to further prove that I'm a complete perv, I really love all sorts of tits.  From big to small, I tend to love 'em.  I can even love saggy ones or ones with big/long nipples.  I just can't get enough of tits.  Probably the only deal-breaker with tits are fake ones.  For me, tits aren't just about the looks, but the feel and the function.  I want tits that feel natural, I want ones that are sensitive to the touch, and I like ones that can lactate(in case you haven't read the rest of this blog, watching girls lactate gets me off).

Today, I'm going to show you a variety of tits.  My favorite ones, in fact.

Many of the pictures I will be showing are owned by other people.  Since this blog entry is a critique, I believe that the use of these photos falls under Fair Use.  If you own any of the pictures in this entry, please contact me and I'll have them removed as soon as possible.  All pictures on this page are property of their respective owners.


So let's start off with a nice All-American pair of fine tits.

This here is the porn star Gianna Michaels.  She is, in my opinion, one of the sexiest women in porn.  Now I don't know her personally, but she doesn't come off like all the filthy skinny crack sluts that do porn films.  First of all, she's got the ideal female body for me.  Big, thick, and curvy.  Not fat by any means, but damn curvy and meaty.  Plus, it usually seems like she actually enjoys what she does.  She reminds me of the older sisters of neighborhood friends I had when I was a kid, who were usually fun to hang out with if you got the chance(and were complete cock-teasers).  I'd like to see her do more fetish porn, but usually she's a sight to see.  According to Boobpedia, she's done bukkake and peeing porn.  I've yet to see any Gianna Michaels porn that features such fetishry, but if that's true, I'd kill to see her get covered in dozens of loads of cum!

So let's get to the tits!  Gianna has excellent tits.  But they aren't the typical porn-star tits.  They aren't fake, they aren't airbrushed, and they aren't unbelievably circular.  They're nice, natural big tits with nice-sized nipples.  They have just the right ratio between perky and a little bit of nice natural sag.  I love 'em!  And there really isn't much more to say.  In some photos, the photo-flash causes them to look a bit veiny.  Now this isn't really a problem for me, but some people are turned off by too many visible veins.  I think this may just have to do with bad lighting, because the majority of her videos are mostly vein-free.  Yeah, I know you didn't think I'd get into those kind of technicals, but I am!

I don't know who this chick is, but DAMN!  Putting aside her stunning female body, those are some nice tits!  I wish there were a better view of them, but sometimes tits are best viewed from underneath!  Nice and plump with some nice, soft, big, pink areolas.  Yum!  I could suckle those all day.  I love how round they are, but they appear to be natural and it seems like they slightly-sag down a little bit.  Man, women are great.

How 'bout some more all-American tits?

This is one of my all-time favorite pairs of tits.  This lady looks like she loves showing 'em off!  I'd love to see more pics of her, but this is just one I saved from years ago.  Look how perfect they are!  Well at least I think they're perfect.  Nice, BIG areolas, big round tits, and a pretty face to boot!  This photo has made me come so many times.  I love it so much that I hide it for a very long time so it's almost like new when I jerk off to it months/years later!  Whew, this woman is awesome.  If she's married, her husband is without a doubt, one of the luckiest men on the planet.  And if she ever bears a child, he/she will be one of the luckiest children to ever live(yes, I know what you think I'm implying, but just imagine the amount of milk those must produce!  Those children will grow up tall and healthy, I'll tell you that!).

Let's get a look at some exotic tits.

Yulia Nova is a Russian currently living in Japan.  She doesn't do porn, per se, but she's a nude model.  And she has one of the finest bodies I've ever seen.  Do I really have to explain what I love about these tits?  They're excellent.  Nice coffee mug-sized areolas and round symmetrical tits.  I could lie in a bed with her for weeks and never get bored.

Asian tits are a little different from white tits.  They usually have a tint of brown, and from what I've seen, the nipples themselves tend to be larger/thicker.  Perfect for sucking and cumming on!  Asian tits are wonderful for nibbling and sucking.  No wonder the Japanese are the biggest producers of lactation porn!  Their women have the perfect tits for producing milk!

Here are some other nice Asian nipples.

Hole.  E.  Shit.  I'd rub those with my fingers so long that she'd be squirting!

Now by now you're thinking I'm a typical guy when it comes to women's boobs.  But I think you'll soon be surprised.

Now those are some nice engorged Asian tits!  I'd fondle and suck those to death!


MORE ASIAN TITS!!!!


For some reason, I have a place in my penis for big fat saggy tits.  Maybe I'm abnormal, but oh well, I love it!

Now how could you not want those?!  Any heterosexual man worth his salt would want these tits!  It's too bad we don't really get to see them, but I know I already love them!  This is like a woman who'd appear in my dreams.  Saggy but oddly shapely and perky tits!  Let me have a feel!

Now man, those may not be the nicest tits ever, but boy I love how large they are!  I wish the cock in that picture were mine!  I'd love to cover those tits in lotion and have her slide my dick between her tits until I cum!  And those big nipples are surely suckable!

World's luckiest vacuum cleaner!

Again, another nice huge pair of saggy milkers, perfect for tit fucking.  I'd take these babies over my down pillows if I could!  The fact that they are gargantuan is, oddly enough, a huge turn-on for me.  Sure, I'm not sure I could live with someone with tits that are half the size of her body, but I can at least jerk off to her pictures, can't I?

Milena Velba is one of my favorite porn stars.  She's a German lesbian porn star who's specialty is breast fetishism.  I LOVE her tits.  She's an older woman, but pulls off the strangely sexy MILF perfectly for me.  Not to mention her huge tits and nips.  They even squirt milk on occasion!  Yummy!

Here's more of Milena Velba.  It's definitely a better pic of her, but I do love to see her wear a breastfeeding bra!

This is a vintage pic of Janet Ormes, probably originating from the late 60's.  Though there's very little information on her that I can find, so that's a rough estimate based on other photos I've seen which appear to be from the early 70's.  Don't those tits look so delicious and lovable!  So smooth and silky.  Breasts to die for!

Damn, I can just go on about big saggy plump tits for hours.  But don't worry, I'll move on soon enough.  I need to get a few more out of the way.

Yowzer!

Hanging tits are so fucking hot!  You wouldn't have to ask me to suck those twice!

But what I may love even more than merely saggy tits are tits with puffy nipples!

These tits are just ASKING to be played with!  I bet they're really sensitive too!  I'd gently squeeze and caress them, then go into full suck mode.  I hope this woman appreciates what wonderful nipples she has!

I came.

I came again!!!

Whew....

So far, I've only discussed relatively big tits.  That doesn't mean I don't love the small ones either!

Perfect little flowers to rub!  This girl doesn't need big tits to have nice tits!  They have just a hint of petite femininity that works with and compliments the rest of her body.  They're perfect for her!  So cute and sexy!

These look nice too.  If only we could see them!  Even though they aren't big, they have such an elegance to them.  They aren't outrageously large, but I don't think that'll be a problem!  They look wonderfully soft.

Unfortunately, I don't have many small tits pics because large tits are more abundant on the internet.  But I'd love to add some more!

And now for my favorite tits...

I don't know who she is either, but she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.  Her tits have all the qualities I love.  They're the right size, they have a natural sag, they look soft, perky, and the nipples/areolas are nice and big!  They look lovely.

Just awesome.

Well, I've done my share of page stretching for the day.  I hope you enjoyed my review of tits, and maybe you have gained some appreciation for different kinds of tits.  Same goes for you, girls!  It would be awesome if more girls could understand the greatness of the female body!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Back again

Let's just say I'm having money and relationship issues.  So I took a break from this blog for a while.  It's difficult to write a blog about sex and porn when you have little time to properly masturbate.

I'm horny, so I'm going to add more content soon.