This blog is a little different than others. I like to talk about sex, porn, fetishes, etc., but I also like to post editorials about some serious topics and reviews. I also have a sense of humor, so expect me to poke fun at things!
If you don't have an open mind, then this place isn't for you. On the other hand, if you have an open mind and a sense of humor, please check out some of my entries!
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
I didn't come here to write about that, however. The topic of this post is sparsely-written about elsewhere, as I don't know how common it is or how "in the closet" people are about it.
I'm talking about female dandies. The word "dandy" is a somewhat antiquated term that essentially means a male seductor who pays extra attention to fashion and cleanliness to the point of coming off as possibly gay(but less so than a 'metrosexual'). The clothing and demeanor of a dandy is subtle enough that they can charm women with feminine qualities that most men do not have while still remaining available and largely harmless. An example of a dandy is Johnny Depp, an actor of slight-build who has no problem wearing costumes and makeup(a largely female activity) for roles in movies and wears stylish clothing in his free time. Women adore him not because he is a symbol of masculinity but because he represents qualities that women see in themselves that they subconsciously desire in a sexual partner.
Male dandies come in far more shapes and sizes these days and while they aren't as common as other seductive archetypes, they are still far more common than female dandies.
Female dandies can be defined as the inverse of a male dandy, though female dandies are usually seen more as female cross-dressers as the fact that a woman is wearing stylish male clothing can be quite striking. Evidently, there aren't many female dandies; a search for female dandies or female cross-dressers doesn't return much. I don't know if this is because I am alone in this paraphilia or if the Pornography Producers of America don't see a market for it.
My guess is that men who like female dandies are less-common, yet they are more common than they seem to be; after all, there are plenty of men out there who desire to be "pegged" by a woman. There must be men out there who secretly want to have sex with a woman wearing male clothing and acting like a man(or a man with a curves, tits, a pussy, and less hair).
I would certainly hope that female dandies and even tomboys become more appreciated, but hope is all I have. And some photos:
Sunday, November 2, 2014
I haven't seen this place once since I left it.
I must ask myself: What was I thinking?
Being a young man, I've changed personality-wise quite rapidly, it seems.
I'm looking through the blog right now, wondering why I wrote the things that I wrote. I'm not sure why I was so concerned with ethics, I don't know why I wrote about virgin sex(as that was an experience long past), or why lesbians/bis are awesome(since that's not only obvious but I'm not even qualified to offer a valid hypothesis). My writing was also atrocious in many areas.
Ah, the funny things we do in our youth...
Despite my bewilderment, I may be continuing this blog soon and I will probably be changing things. Most of the posts won't change, though there are a few stupid ones that I'll be getting rid of. I'm thinking of making some minor alterations to the theme(both figurative and visual), though at this point I'm not sure exactly what those alterations will be. I do want to make this blog as inclusive as possible so that it's not yet another heterosexual male just posting naughty pictures he finds on the internet. Ideally, women and couples would also enjoy my blog.
Though I would respond as being straight if I were asked(since I prefer women BY FAR), I believe I am technically bisexual because I have rarely found myself in some singular same-sex attractions. Plus I actually get aroused by dicks and the things that dicks do; I just don't like the bodies that they are attached to about 98% of the time. I also have many paraphilias and fetishes, and I am also fascinated by the paraphilias that other people have. I find that I can learn to enjoy about 85% of what other people enjoy, even if I find those things to be weird at first. Basically, I'm open to almost anything.
It's because of my open attitude towards these things that I feel that I still have an opportunity to offer something unique to people through this blog. If I keep up with things here, I'd like to make this a serious-yet-fun celebration of sex.
Lastly, I may be open to having some guest writers on here. I one person who wants to post her erotic fiction titled "Perverted Couple". I'd like to post what she has and will continue, though I'm not entirely sure if this blog is right for it yet. We'll see how things change.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
I first saw a pumped pussy when I was 14 years old(yup, already into porn). I saw a video where two guys were fucking a girl, and then they put a pump over her pussy and pumped out the air to make her pussy engorged and bigger. This actually turned me off at the time, but as you get older, you often get more perverted, so here I am now.
Recently, I looked back into the idea of pumping a pussy. Back when I first witnessed a woman having her pussy pumped, it was more of a niche thing and rare to see. In the past 5 years, I've noticed an increase in popularity for pussy pumping. It's still not as common as it could be, but it's not all that unusual to come across a pussy pumping video on your average porn tube site.
I have to admit, I have begun to think that it's pretty awesome. Not only do I get turned on by the idea of a woman doing something to her pussy to enhance her pleasure, but I get aroused by seeing a pumped pussy. There are some pictures of pumped pussies that are weird looking, but there are quite a few that are fine as hell.
What is pussy pumping?
Seeing as anyone reading this blog probably knows enough about sex that they could either know or guess what it is, the term "pussy pumping" is self-explanatory. But it won't take me long to explain it.
Pussy pumping is achieved through the use of a handheld vacuum pump connected to a plastic cup(of varying sizes) to increase bloodflow with the intent of engorging a pussy or the clit. The result is a swollen pussy. This reportedly creates more sensitivity to the pussy and may also increase tightness for the man. Pussy pumping is also often done to satisfy fetishes, and if you like seeing a pumped pussy.
So if you are a woman and you lack sensitivity or want to enhance your sex, pussy pumping may be worth a try. It's certainly fun for couples too!
How do I use it?
You are going to need lube to create enough suction. If you have a pussy pump, spread some lube around the edges. Then carefully place the cup around the pussy. Pump away, but only if it doesn't hurt(it really shouldn't hurt at normal pressure). Once it starts to hurt, you should stop. Leave the cup on from anywhere between 2 to 15 minutes(more than that is overkill and probably not good for you). Remove the cup and fuck away!
Is there a danger in using one?
There's a danger in anything, but I have pretty much concluded that pussy pumping carries relatively low risk when used properly. There are currently no FDA approved pussy pumps, but there is one FDA approved clit pump called The Eros.
The truth is that the skin and tissue in our genitals is vaso-congestive, meaning they are meant to be elastic and swell from increased blood flow to some degree. While pussies don't swell as much as dicks do, they usually swell to a small degree during sexual activity. A pussy can be pumped to a large degree without any damage. Pussy pumps also don't cause wrinkles(as far as I know), as some have claimed.
But pussy pumping can carry risks with improper operation. A pussy can be over-pumped to the point where small blood vessels break, creating visible dark redness in over-stressed areas of the skin. DO NOT DO THIS! By avoiding pain when pumping your pussy, you will likely be able to avoid this.
Monday, April 16, 2012
At the age I'm at, I probably won't have to deal with virgin sex again. It may come as a shock to some of you that I think virgin sex is probably the most overrated sex there is.
Time and time again, I've heard guys talk about how great it would be to fuck a virgin, and I guess that goes to show that none of them have fucked one. Anyone who no longer has their virginity should know that the first time... kinda sucks.
Why does the first time suck?
It's virgin sex because either party involved in intercourse has never done it before. This is in no ways a good thing! Virgin sex sucks because there's no experience involved. The virgin doesn't know what the hell he/she is doing. Sex sucks when someone doesn't know what they are doing. But it goes beyond this.
Talking strictly about heterosexual sex, the guy almost always has a difficult time getting his dick to stay up. The pressure to perform is insane, and I have experienced this. I, a guy who can currently last hours and cum multiple times, couldn't keep it up during his first time. It was insanely scary. I'd seen plenty of porn by the time I was 16(when I tossed out my virginity), but I just wasn't prepared. Physically connecting yourself into another human being is a very strange thing. To top it all off, I had to wear a condom; this is a very bad idea which I will go into further detail about a little later.
The girl is nervous because she expects that it is going to hurt, which is a myth that won't die. Granted, it is possible for it to hurt the first time if the male is well-endowed, but the hymen has very few nerve endings and while it might bleed, a girl with an ordinary hymen shouldn't be worried about it hurting because it usually doesn't. The only other common reason that it might hurt is because the girl has vaginismus, where the muscles in the vaginal area constrict due to fear of penetration. This disorder is almost completely psychosomatic(or idiopathic), and is essentially a feedback loop. Under an ordinary circumstance, a female should not [need to] feel such pain upon first penetration.
Things that virgin couples do to screw up their good time:
This is a point at which I will share my own personal tips with virgin readers.
There are a lot of things that virgin couples end up doing that makes first-time sex more difficult. First off, for the love of god, try to avoid using condoms(THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HOW THE READER INTERPRETS THIS BLOG). I know that this may seem counter-intuitive, but here is why.
Condoms are awful. Even the best ones don't compare to the real connection of flesh on flesh. Instead of going with condoms, invest some money in an STD screening and birth control for the lady. When I first had sex, I went through nearly every condom in the box because I couldn't get my dick to stay up! It was already bad enough that I was having performance anxiety, but the condoms were also squeezing my dick! I wish I could have instead taken the time and money and used it towards having some good sex.
If you have no choice but to use a condom, please read my condom review to find out about what I think is the best condom.
Also: LUBE, LUBE, LUBE! Lube is very important. If the guy is having performance anxiety, chances are the girl is too. A nervous girl generally won't be as wet as she needs to be. Don't be a cheapskate! Buy the good stuff. Don't waste your time cheap water-based lubes like KY Jelly. A lot of people recommend it because they've heard other people recommend it, but trust me, it's awful. Maybe it was great in the 1970s, but far better lubes have since arrived on the scene. For a water-based lube, Astroglide is my #1 favorite. It's very slick and natural-feeling, and it lasts a bit longer than other water-based lubes. Silicone lube is the best IMO, but it's more expensive and more difficult to find. But I have recently discovered that Astroglide has now started selling their brand of silicone lube in grocery stores. It's fantastic!
Be honest with each other too. I made the mistake of telling my then girlfriend that I wasn't a pervert, didn't jack off, etc. Just be honest with each other! Everyone likes a few weird things and it's normal.
Well, that's my rant on virginity. It sucks, and you should be glad that it's gone.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
To be honest, there's very little difference between most lubes. They are mostly made of the same ingredients, but with subtle differences in mixture which you need to take into account of depending on what you are planning to do with it.
Keep in mind that this is based in the only kinds of lube I have used so far. So here it goes.
Not bad. While it's nothing special, it's about the most generic water-based lube you can get. It's hard to go wrong with ID Glide. I've found it to be a little too goopy for my taste, though, and it can dry quick. Though nowadays, lube companies offer different formulations of their lubes, so I'm pretty sure ID Glide has a more liquidy version that I haven't tried yet. If it's your first time using lube, ID Glide isn't a bad way to go.
Not bad stuff. It's kinda like ID Glide, but the original version is a little more slick IMO. Though not too noticeable. This is the lube I used to use when jacking off as a teenager because it was cheap and not bad. The problem with this one though, like ID glide, is the residue it leaves is sticky. It requires washing.
Friday, March 16, 2012
This is a series I'm starting up dedicated to the science of semen. I have a fetish for certain bodily fluids, especially cum. So I have taken up an interest in discovering how we can do more with it.
So to start off, I'll talk about what I've discovered so far.
It's actually somewhat difficult to store cum; the reason being that it is not very shelf-stable and it is biologically made to decoagulate, leaving us with a thin translucent fluid that smells alkaline. This decoagulation process does not take long. After about an hour or so, cum is of very little good. Most people who enjoy cum usually agree that only fresh cum will do(though I am interested in seeing if decoagulated cum can be "resurrected").
In case you, the reader, haven't thought about storing cum, there are a few reasons why people might do it. Having cum stored in a container may allow a male to get sexual pleasure from cum without having to deal with the refractory period. The refractory period can be avoided through careful edging, but sometimes people don't have the time or desire to learn how to edge. Storing cum also gives you the ability to play with copious amounts of cum at the same time.
The storage method most often used is freezing. It seems to be the only practical method of storing cum long term where you still get a good result. But there are problems with this method: Unless you live alone or with a willing partner, it might be infeasible to store cum in a freezer. The other problems are that the cum must be frozen within minutes of ejaculation, and it must also be properly thawed(which can take more time if a large amount of cum is stored).
I wanted to look into a way to making cum shelf-stable; to be able to store it at room temperature without it congealing or smelling rank. From research, I discovered that prostate-specific antigen(PSA) is what causes cum to liquefy, so that the sperm can swim freely. This is great if you want to make babies, but if you want to store cum without freezing it, it is kind of a problem. Unfortunately, I still haven't found a way to inhibit the PSA. I have even tried flash-pasteurizing cum(ROFL) at 130-140 F and it doesn't make a significant difference. Apparently there is a serpin called Human Serpin A5, which is a protein C inhibitor and can inhibit PSA. But I can find no other data on how this serpin is derived, or where and if it can be purchased. That does not seem like a practical solution, and it's questionable as to whether humans should be consuming any about of manufactured serpin.
As far as preventing cum from degrading, I hypothesized that a germicidal bulb would be an easy way to kill sperm and bacteria. At the time I wanted to perform an experiment, I did not have a lot of money so I could not afford a proper UV sterilization bulb, so I had to settle for a UV sterilization wand. I do not believe the wand was effective enough. It may have been effective at making microbes unable to reproduce, but when I viewed exposed cum under a microscope, it did not seem to immediately kill the organisms. At some point, when I have the opportunity, I want to try a proper UV sterilization on cum. But until then, I think I will focus more on making cum stay "fresh".
A while ago, I read a blog someone wrote on storing cum in small vials. The claim was that if the cum wasn't exposed to air, it could be stored in the vials for over a week. I haven't tried this yet, but this would seem to contradict the theory that PSA is the main cause of cum liquefication. Perhaps isolating cum from air protects it from organisms that would change its consistency?
When I'm really in the mood, the smell and taste actually don't bother me. But in general, the smell isn't all that pleasant. One can liken the essence to that of bleach, due to the alkalinity. Now I have read that there are compounds in cum that cause the smell, but I think I may have figured out a simple way to make stored cum smell more pleasant.
I discovered this accidentally, but I still need to do more tests. I wanted to see if an edible acid, particularly citric acid, would inhibit or destroy PSA so the cum wouldn't liquefy. I hand-added some citric acid granules, a small fraction of a teaspoon, into a sterile cup with a shot of cum. While I did not succeed in effecting degradation, I noticed something unusual about the cum; the bleach-like scent was completely gone! I gave it several whiffs, but nothing! I gave the cum a small taste, and it tasted just fine too. The citric acid(in the amount I added) had no negative effect on the taste and consistency, but it solved the smell!
I hypothesize that this is because whatever causes the smell is basic, or high on the pH scale. Perhaps the citric acid is able to neutralize the compounds that cause the smell so they no longer have an odor.
If you want to experiment with citric acid, it can actually be purchased at some grocery stores under the name "sour salt".
This experiment may actually add a little credibility to the idea that eating foods full of citric acid, such as pineapple, can make cum more palatable since smells can effect taste. I still don't know of any evidence that consumed citric acid makes it into cum, but at the premise seems more plausible at this point.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
I love tits. Ass is great, but tits are just awesome in all sorts of ways. A nice plump ass is nice, but tits are great in so many ways.
What's interesting is that, in my experience, guys are very specific about the kind of tits they like. If something's a little off, or if they aren't completely circular, they then claim that said tits are "nasty". Just to further prove that I'm a complete perv, I really love all sorts of tits. From big to small, I tend to love 'em. I can even love saggy ones or ones with big/long nipples. I just can't get enough of tits. Probably the only deal-breaker with tits are fake ones. For me, tits aren't just about the looks, but the feel and the function. I want tits that feel natural, I want ones that are sensitive to the touch, and I like ones that can lactate(in case you haven't read the rest of this blog, watching girls lactate gets me off).
Today, I'm going to show you a variety of tits. My favorite ones, in fact.
Many of the pictures I will be showing are owned by other people. Since this blog entry is a critique, I believe that the use of these photos falls under Fair Use. If you own any of the pictures in this entry, please contact me and I'll have them removed as soon as possible. All pictures on this page are property of their respective owners.
So let's start off with a nice All-American pair of fine tits.
So let's get to the tits! Gianna has excellent tits. But they aren't the typical porn-star tits. They aren't fake, they aren't airbrushed, and they aren't unbelievably circular. They're nice, natural big tits with nice-sized nipples. They have just the right ratio between perky and a little bit of nice natural sag. I love 'em! And there really isn't much more to say. In some photos, the photo-flash causes them to look a bit veiny. Now this isn't really a problem for me, but some people are turned off by too many visible veins. I think this may just have to do with bad lighting, because the majority of her videos are mostly vein-free. Yeah, I know you didn't think I'd get into those kind of technicals, but I am!
How 'bout some more all-American tits?
Let's get a look at some exotic tits.
Here are some other nice Asian nipples.
Now by now you're thinking I'm a typical guy when it comes to women's boobs. But I think you'll soon be surprised.
For some reason, I have a place in my penis for big fat saggy tits. Maybe I'm abnormal, but oh well, I love it!
Damn, I can just go on about big saggy plump tits for hours. But don't worry, I'll move on soon enough. I need to get a few more out of the way.
But what I may love even more than merely saggy tits are tits with puffy nipples!
So far, I've only discussed relatively big tits. That doesn't mean I don't love the small ones either!
Unfortunately, I don't have many small tits pics because large tits are more abundant on the internet. But I'd love to add some more!
And now for my favorite tits...
Well, I've done my share of page stretching for the day. I hope you enjoyed my review of tits, and maybe you have gained some appreciation for different kinds of tits. Same goes for you, girls! It would be awesome if more girls could understand the greatness of the female body!